What do you call a one-eyed deer?
I have no eye deer...
Deer Jokes
clean jokes
What did one cookie say to the other cookie ? Y...
What do you call a deer with no eyes
no eye deer (i'll see myself out)
So I want to write a letter to a deer...
I just don't know how to start it off!
Three blondes walking by some tracks
Three blondes girls were walking in the woods a...
Why did the baker rob the deer park?
He kneaded the doe.
(Doesn't work too well...
Two blondes are walking through a forest...
They stumble across some tracks. The first blon...
Hunting
There were three men going out hunting one day....
Blond Joke
Two blonds are out hunting in the snow and they...
A mean joke
A banker, a lawyer, and a statistician went dee...
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are $1.25 but deer nuts are always un...
The lord of a castle makes a deal with one of his nobles.
He tells him for three days whatever the lord h...
5 female pigs + 5 male deer
What do you get when you have 5 female pigs and...
What is the wettest animal in the world?
A Rain Deer.
What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?
A bright eye deer.
What do you call a hard working machine?
Juan Deer
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Well beer nuts are usually around a buck fifty,...
There's 500 bricks in a plane. How many are there if you throw one out?
"499"
There are three steps to putting an elep...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no-eye-deer
The Hunters and the Goat (kinda long)
Two hunters are out on a farmer's property, wal...
What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?
Noeyedeer
(Say it out loud)
What did the deer say to its lover?
You are very "deer" to me.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts cost $2.00, but deer nuts are under a...
Two statisticians go deer hunting...
they are out all day long when finally they spo...
Three Blondes
Three blondes are hiking in the woods when they...