Wear a seatbelt.

So this guys in a hurry drivin' to work and a big ol' deer daddy runs into the road. He swerves, hits a tree and the deer just looks over at his body on the ground (cuz yknOe he flew out the window..?) And he says, he says... next time you should Buck-le up!

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