Three hunters return to their camp with a freshly killed deer. They set about to prep it, when one of them tells the others, "I'll be right back; nature calls."
The other two continue their work, and after a long time has passed, they get worried and decide to check on their partner. The head out into the woods in the direction he had headed, and they find him asleep sitting against a tree, pants around his ankles. It appears he has fallen asleep while answering nature's call.
The two hunters get an idea, and, laughing quietly, they return to camp and gather up the deer's intestines. They carry the intestines to the tree and set them under the sleeping hunter. Then they return to camp and resume their prepping of the deer meat, waiting and listening for their friend's reaction.
An hour passes, and finally the third hunter returns to camp, very pale faced.
"Guys, I fell asleep while I was taking a dump, and I must've crapped out my intestines! I thought I was a goner, but with a 2 foot stick and a whole lot of faith, I shoved them back in."
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