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Three strangers strike...
Deer Jokes
So I'm in the process of house hunting...
The deer population has gone out of control in ...
Doctor wants to Deer hunting, asks for Ole's help. Northern Minnesota joke, read in accent for more fun.
An old man came into the restaurant I work at t...
A Biologist. A Chemist. And A Statistician are out hunting.
The Biologist shoots a deer and misses 5 ft to ...
Three hunters
Three hunters went into a forest and came upon ...
Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One is under buck fifty one is under a buck.
2 deer walk into a bar
An hour later they walk out and one says to the...
A quite mean joke
A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go...
You may have heard on the news about a southern Californian man...
Who was put under 72 hour psychiatric observati...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer! What do you call a deer with no ey...
Why were deer testicles the most popular product at the meat fair?
Because they were under a buck.
A strange man walks into a bar.
A man was sitting at the bar, sipping his pint,...
Old Native American joke
A young Indian boy was curious about how he got...
The old drunk
An old infirm drunkard who is nearly blind goes...
One day a man was passing through a farm when he saw something quite peculiar...
He saw a family of deer stumbling around and ru...
What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?
Deer's Balls
There are always under a buck
What do you call a blind deer?
No Idea.
(Hopefully you will get it, repeat t...
The Native Indian and the Lone Ranger.
One day the Native Indian and the Lone Ranger a...
What's the cheapest meat?
Deer balls.
They're under a buck.
What kind of meat is the cheapest?..
Deer balls
Cause they're under a buck!
Two Blondes are out on a hike....
....when one looks down and sees some tracks. "...
A little Native American boy...
...went to his father to ask how little Native ...
Can somebody explain this joke? ("I thought you said he was a deer")
One day, Sven and Ole were hunting, and suddenl...
Three statisticians are bow hunting in the woods and see a deer...
The first shoots his arrow and misses to the ri...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No i-dear
What do you call a deer with no eyes...