...and they came upon some tracks.
The first one said "look at that! Bear tracks!"
The second one said "you're dumb, they're obviously moose tracks!"
And the third one said "what do both of you know?! Those are deer tracks."
They were still arguing 30 minutes later when they got hit by the train.
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