Deer Jokes

Deer Jokes

3 man crash with a plane on an abandoned island:

an American, a Japanese and an English man are ...

Blondes

Two Blondes were walking past a Wisconsin dairy...

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No...

Deer nuts are cheap

they're under a buck.

A Collection of "What do you Call"s

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Idee...

A deer stumbles out of the forest

and says "that's the last time I do that for tw...

Alabama

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting an...

A bear walks into a bar

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender is a de...

A mean joke

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician go...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? (2-part joke)

*A no-eye-deer!*

What do you call a kitten...

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts cost $1.50, while deer nuts are under...

I wanted venison for dinner

But my wife said it was a little deer.

Two men go hunting...

They hunt all day with no luck. After hours of ...

Animal Tracks

3 Blondes (or brunettes or men) are all standin...