A bear walks into a bar. The bartender is a deer but the bear sits down anyway.
The deer takes a look at his new patron and says, "hey buddy, what are you having?"
The bear is still taken back by seeing a deer bartender in these parts and says, "I'll have a...
...
...
Beer."
The deer responds, "why the big pause?"
EDIT:a word
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