A Collection of "What do you Call"s

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Ideer!
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
*Still* no Ideer!
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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhinoceros?
Elephino, but let's get away from that huge thing!
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