Blondes

Two Blondes were walking past a Wisconsin dairy farm, when they saw tracks. They started to argue whether they were made by a deer, a moose, or a loose cow. Then they lost it and were really yelling at each other.

They were standing over the tracks, still yelling, when a train came along and killed them both.

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