an American, a Japanese and an English man are the only survivors. The American immediately takes charge and gives everyone a task in order for them to survive. You English man, go into the woods and gather tree branches so we can make a fire. I will go make a spear and hunt animals for food and the Japanese is in charge of supplies over here.
several hours later the English men comes back with allot of wood to make a nice fire. Moments later the American comes back and killed a deer so they have a nice meal for the night. The Japanese is nowhere to be found. Several hours pass while a nice fire is going and the food is almost ready. They say: we better start eating, I have no idea where he went. then out of nowhere the japanese jumps down from a tree. SUPPLIES!
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