They hunt all day with no luck. After hours of searching they can't find a single deer. They start to turn back and realize they are lost. "What do we do?" asks the first man. "I'm not sure" answers the other. "I forgot the compass". The men start trekking back in what they think is the right direction but quickly realize that they are indeed lost. Finally the first man snaps his fingers "I know! If you shoot three times into the air, someone might hear it and come looking for us." The second guy nods and shoots three times. The men wait for fifteen minutes and decide to try again. After another fifteen minutes the second guy looks at the first and says "I hope they come soon, I'm on my last three arrows".
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