Two blondes are walking in a forest..
..when they come across some tracks.
The firs...
Deer Jokes
Pythagoras Was a Native American
On the banks of a river sat three Indian women,...
Three blondes come across some tracks...
The first blonde examines them and exclaims tha...
My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab.....
.... but I didn't have the doe
Three blondes are out on a hike...
when they come across some tracks. The first on...
There's a sale on deer testicles.
They're under a buck.
What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
Hitler was hunting in the forests of Germany, but he forbade the harming of male deer because...
...they were Reichstags.
Three blondes find tracks in the forest
They look down at the tracks.
The first blonde...
How much do deer nuts cost?
Under a buck
What do you call a deer with big eyes?
A big-eye deer!
Once, long ago, there were two nation...
The nation called Archimedal was in the west, w...
What do you call it when a deer knows karate?
Tae-fawn-doe
A redneck father took his asthmatic son hunting.
They then spot a doe and the father tells the s...
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noeyedeer.
What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?
They fixed it because their the fawns
Things Rednecks Never Say...
• I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
• Duct...
Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction? Christopher something or other...
Anyway, I heard that he's opening a new hospita...
Three men are lost in the woods
and they grow very hungry. After sitting around...
What's the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer testicals they're under a buck.
Romantic men
3 men talk about their wives. The first one say...
Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are sold for a couple of dollars, and...
3 blondes on a hike found some tracks in the woods...
Blonde girl one said "These are wolf tracks."
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