Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

What do you get if you lie under a cow A pat...


What do you get if you lie under a cow A pat o...

Farmboy & Bull


Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teach...

Birds and Bees


A rancher was helping one of his cows give bir...

Questions that have Confused humankind!!


Questions that have Confused humankind!!


a.....

Milking


What's the difference between a bull and a cow...

Here Moosey Moosey.


Two hunters went moose hunting every winter wi...

Testing your Vocabulary


Warning - Please DO NOT look at the bottom of ...

The Vet


The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped givi...

A Mother Cow


What do you call a mother cow that lost her ca...

Vacuum Salesman


An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman g...

Worries about mad cow disease


There were these two cows, chatting over the f...

A man takes his wife to the local livestock...


A man takes his wife to the local livestock sh...

Lawyer Jokes


What's the only disadvantage to using lawyers ...

The 2 moose hunters...


These two hunters went moose hunting every yea...

Two Cow Defined (Classic)


DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWS...

Kick the cat


Little boy had a bad day at school, stomping t...

Mad Cow in DC


George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Wash...

Free Ride Home


Two girls left the country club late after a g...

Misspelled


Two men were walking home after a Halloween pa...

Avon Calling


An Avon Lady was delivering products in a high...

Why, How, and Ifs?


Why do you need a driver's license to buy liqu...

Eskimo cow


what do you call an eskimo cow?
an eskimoo

The blonde and the cow


Q:How did the blonde die drinking milk?


A:Th...

My First Time


My First Time
The sky was dark,
The moon was...

Depressed Farmer


A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar ge...