Little boy had a bad day at school, stomping through the yard he kicks the cow, after a few more steps he kicks a pig.
His mother watching said " Young man, just for that you don't get any beef or pork for a week!"
Just then his father comes up to the porch, going up the steps the dad kicks the cat.
The little boy turns to his mother and asks, "Are you going to tell him or should I??
Submitted by Curtis
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