TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...
Cow Jokes
Farm visit
The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of ...
Animal Noises
A mother was reading a book about animals to h...
FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED
FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS UNAB...
Cow Reflexes
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Je...
Have you ever imagined a
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothe...
sleep in the barn
A police chief, a fire chief, and a city manag...
Animal Noises
A group of young children were siting in a cir...
The connie cow
what do you call a cow that drives a bus?
mrs...
Survey
Single men always say, "Why buy the cow when y...
Health FAQ
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can...
The Top 13 Suprising Nostradamus Predictions for the Year
13. And the empire of the Great Nerd of the We...
Cow
What do cows do for fun?
They go to MOO-vies!
50 actual newspaper headings
(collected by actual journalists)
1. Someth...
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?A: The...
Udderly Rediculas
A cow was walking down the streets of manhatta...
Cow Fun
What do cows read in the morning?
The daily m...
Sleeping in the barn
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were drivin...
18 Holes
there were 4 people 1 girl 3 boys.there car br...
Milk time
what do you get when theres a cow with a lot o...
Fox to a cow
How do you turn a "fox" into a "cow"?
Marry...
The Matling Bull
A man takes his wife to the stock show. They ...
You've got guts!
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised ...
Milking The Cows
A young man was staying on a farm with his unc...
Cow With No Legs
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Gr...