Two girls left the country club late after a game off golf and quite a few drinks.
They drove of on the dark road and not far down the road they missed a curved and the car was stuck in the ditch.
Glady was not buckled up so she was thrown out of the car onto the cow pasture.
Emma alittle dizzy unbuckled and went out to look for her friend. Finally she finds her laying under a cow.
She cries out " Glady are you o.k.? "
"I'M fine, and after I'm through with these men we should be able to get a ride home"
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