Misspelled

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to
take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in
the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a
tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling
with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel,
chipping away at one of the headstones.


"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said, after catching his breath,
"You scared us half to death! We thought you were a ghost! What
are you doing working here so late at night?"


"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"