Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

Insurance Claim Forms


TRUE EXTRACTS FROM UK INSURANCE CLAIM FORMS:

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Annoying Boy on Bus


A little kid walks into a city bus and sits ri...

How did the redneck die drinking milk?


How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The co...

Moose Hunting


Roscoe and his friend went moose hunting every...

Texas Visit


Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discu...

Silly Questions


1.If you throw a cat out of the window, does i...

Smart dog


A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were argu...

The cow dealer


A wise old farmer went to town to buy a new pi...

Why don't [ethnics] drink much


Why don't [ethnics] drink much milk?


Be...

TONS of Groaners. . .


Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...

Instant Cow Attracti


How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You h...

Reflections on Life


George Carlin's Reflections on Life:


1. Neve...

The Better Bull


This couple goes to an agricultural show way o...

One for dirty minds!


The Gutter-Mind Test!


1). What is a four-let...

Questions and answers about Mad Cow disease


Q. If I drink milk from an infected cow, will ...

Cow on heat


Little Jonny did not go to school one day. The...

Car Problems


A man's car breaks down right in front of a fa...

The cow joke


man: Knock Knock whos there cows go boy:cows g...

Bungee Jumping


Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping ...

Cows and politics


A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You...

Redneck Jedi


You might be a redneck Jedi if...Your Jedi rob...

Drinking Milk


How did the blond die drinking milk?


The cow...

Knock KnockWho's there?Heifer!Heifer who?Heifer cow


Knock KnockWho's there?Heifer!Heifer who?Heife...

Cow


What do you call a cow laying on the ground


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Tuns of Puns! Part V


What's the difference between boogers and broc...