Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

Cow crossing


Why did the cow cross the road


:to f...

Abortion


Exams in an agricultural institute. Professor ...

YOU MIGHT BE REDNECK IF


YOU MIGHT BE REDNECK IF
-- Your computer stan...

15 Signs You Drank Too Much


15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-ti...

Some beef please


what do you get when theres a cow on the groun...

Mad cow desease


There were two cows in a feald one cow said " ...

The Wisdom of Will Rogers


Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot...

Stocl Market


Helium was up, feathers were down.


Paper wa...

The 2 moose hunters...


These two hunters went moose hunting every yea...

Cow


Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Cow...
Cow who?
...

Nothing.


Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow disea...

More random thoughts


Just a few thoughts from 1999....by Steven Wri...

PMS


Why do women call it PMS?
Because mad cow dis...

Mad Cow Disease


Mad Cow Disease


One day two cows were chatti...

Tons of Q & A for Kids!


Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...

Mad Cow


Two British cows are talking. One says, "You h...

A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?...


A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disea...

Animal Menagerie


A mother was reading a book about animals to h...

Last stand


The governor of Montana, who considered himsel...

Cow at Cranberry Cove


What do you call a cow murder mystery?
A moo-...

Poorly Worded Ads


2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Pe...

Bovine Government


RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. You have t...

The Birds and the Bees


A man was helping one of his cows give birth, ...

Worries about mad cow disease


There were these two cows, chatting over the f...

15 Signs You Drank T


15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-ti...