PUNS: The Stock Market Report
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Cow Jokes
Farmer milks a cow
A farmer was milking his cow. He was just star...
The Calf
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birt...
Cow Economy
TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows. ...
Burning Heat
Do you know what does the cow do when there is...
Lawyers Dog
A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were argu...
Have you ever wondered?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liqu...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A toma...
What does a frog say
A mother was reading a book about animals to h...
18 Holes
A man needs a place to stay for the night so h...
Vacuum Salesman
A vaccumm salesman walks to a house and knocks...
Two-Cow Explanation
A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You k...
Cows
(this joke may take a while, but trust me it's...
How Do You Count Cows?
Q: What does a farmer count his cows with?
A:...
Moon River
Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during ...
The Blonde Woke Up!
What did the blonde say when she woke-up under...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common...
Cow on heat
Little Jonny did not go to school one day. The...
Hamburger Cow
A hungry cow walked into a Butcher shop.
"Boy...
Tongue
A variety of meat.
Rarely served as it clear...
By the wise look in its eyes.
How can you tell George W. Bush apart from a c...
The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a w...
Milking The Cows
A young man was staying on a farm with his unc...
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
Fren...
Like a Bull!
A man and his wife were on a train passing thr...