Two British cows are talking. One says, "You heard about this Mad Cow disease?"
The other replies, "Sure, but it doesn't concern me."
The first says, "You're not the least bit scared?"
The other replies "Not at all. Why should I be scared?"
The first says, "Because it turns a cow's mind to mush and makes her delirious."
The other says, "Good thing it doesn't affect us chickens!"
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