Cow Jokes

Cow Jokes

My First Time Ever


The sky was dark, the moon was high,
all alon...

A Childs' Perspective!


A monsoon is a French gentleman.


For asphyxi...

The legless cow


What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground B...

And a Pig?


A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided ...

On a very cold, snowy


On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only...

The Top 16 Signs Your Fast Food Order Has Been Outsourced


16> You're surprised and delighted to hear ...

What are you doing there?


A man was walking along when he spotted a smal...

Cattle show


A man takes his wife to the cattle stock show....

You know you're from Indiana when


* You've never met any celebrities.* Your idea...

Tracks In The Woods


Three blondes were walking through the woods w...

Cow wreck


A farmer is helping a cow give birth when he n...

Cow With No Legs

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground ...

Jumping Cow

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wi...

Interrupting Cow

Knock knock.
Who's there?
interrupting cow
i...

Mad Cow

Two cows were talking in the field. One cow say...

My First Time Ever!

The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
...

More Mistakes in Publication

More mistakes in publication,

-Sheer stockin...

A Night In The Barn

A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu...

Farm Robbery

Farmer John was taking his cow and it's newborn...

Cow Eating Grass

All the boys and girls in Mrs. Dovers class are...

Redneck Milk

How did the redneck die drinking milk?
The co...

Milking a Cow

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just start...

Smart Child

A mother was reading a book about animals to he...

Bull Auction

A couple go to an agricultural show way out in ...

There's A Parrot On The Plane

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised t...