Animal Menagerie

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old
daughter.


Mother: "What does the cow say?"


Child: "Moo!"


Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"


Child: "Meow."


Mother: "And what does the pig say?"


Child: "Oink, Oink."


Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?"


And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and
in her deepest voice replied, "Bud-wei-ser."