Exams in an agricultural institute. Professor tells a student:
"Well, I see that you don't know anything. But you have a last chance. Answer
the question: is it possible to make abortion to a cow? Go prepare yourself."
The student doesn't know the right answer. He runs out to corridor and sees a
drunk hippie sitting at the wall. The student feverishly asks the hippy:
"Please, come on, tell me, is it possible to make abortion to a cow?"
The hippie looks at him and thoughtfully says:
"Well, guy, I see you are in troubles..."
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