Expensive Parrots
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. Th...
Computers Jokes
Gates & Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to chang...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
Your heart races faster and beats irregularly ...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
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Wat do you call a Boomarang which when u throw...
Wat do you call a Boomarang which when u throw...
Thoughts From Women...
Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman
The ...
Idiot + MS Word
In MS Word, type the following:
Who is a...
Tech Support Stories
Person: I think our fax machine is out of ink....
An IBM acronym
IBM: Incontinent Bowel Movement
Happy99 Virus
First of all, if you get an email with the pro...
Programmer's drinking song
99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code...
Microsoft Husbands
Did you hear about the woman who was married t...
Actual quotes from customers' calls
* My DOS system got corroded.
* I have abou...
Rob's frog
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog ...
Microsoft Copyright Infringment
Microsoft (MSFT) has announced a 54 million do...
Abbott and Costello and Computers
In today�s world, Abbott and Lou Costello's fa...
Types of computer viruses
Airline virus: You're in Dallas, but your data...
New Chat Room Abbreviations
Abbreviation #1: whrthfckuben? Previously long...
If Microsoft Ran a Restaurant
(G)uest: Waiter!
(W)aider: Hello, my name i...
Bad Day at Technical Support
Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control...
Is Windows A Virus?
Is Windows A Virus? No, Windows is not a virus...
Billy goes to camp
Billy's Mom's LettersThe following appeared in...
Microsoft Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thr...
New virus's
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:
Turner Vir...