Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Microsoft Thanksgiving


'Still, there are some things a big company ca...

Top 10 causes of death at the computer


10.) CD's were used for a game of frisbee and ...

Hi-Tech Conference


Bill Gates, Andy Grove, & Jerry sanders (C...

Types of computer viruses


Warren Commission virus: Won't allow you to o...

Bill's Honeymoon


I heard that Bill Gates's wedding night was le...

Computer Terms


486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P....

Types of computer viruses


Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed...

The Top 15 Signs Your Online Romance Is Bogus


15> Keeps suggesting that you demonstrate t...

Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet!


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Wife 1.0


Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wi...

No Smoke


A guy rings tech support to report that his co...

Modern Romance


Child: "Daddy, how was I born?"


Dad answere...

Glossary


Software Engineering Glossary of Product Term...

Half A Job


"This little computer," said the sales clerk, ...

Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines


10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't c...

A Commandment for C Programmers


9. Thy external identifiers shall be unique in...

Windows Brooklyn Edition


Dear Consumas:


It has come ta our attention ...

Computer lingo guide


Modem - What you did to your fields last July

Computer Viruses


Immediately scan your computer for the followi...

Puppies don't surf...


Why Dogs don't surf the web...


Can't stick ...

Top 20 Programers Excuses


The Top 20 replies by programmers when their p...

Help Desk


1. Compaq is considering changing the command ...

You and Your Computer


You know it is time to reassess your relations...

Types of computer viruses


New World Order virus: probably harmless, but ...

Loser + MS Word


Go into MS Word and type in:


loser


Hig...