Abbreviation #1: whrthfckuben? Previously long phrase: "Goodness, it's been a long time since we've chatted, hasn't it?" Abbreviation #2: utypliksht Previously long phrase: "Say, have you heard that there is a new Evelyn Wood's speed-typing course?" Abbreviation #3: ugoturhdupyrass? Previously long phrase: "Are you sure about that?" Abbreviation #4: sowenugtoutofjail? Previously long phrase: "So, what have you been up to lately, Bugs?" Abbreviation #5: tkurabbrevsandshuvem Previously long phrase: "Wouldn't you rather just type the whole phrase out?"---Editor's Note: Sound 'em out...
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