Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

An IBM acronym


IBM: It'll Be Messy

West Texas Guide to Computer Lingo


"Hard Drive" - Trying to climp a steep, muddy ...

Computer Illiteracy


1. Compaq is considering changing the command ...

Release Date


REDMOND, WA (API) --- MICROSOFT (MSFT) announc...

Smartest Man


In a small aeroplane there were four people: t...

Types of computer viruses


Congressional Virus: Overdraws your computer.

An IBM acronym


IBM: Internal Beaurocratic Mess

If this company ran Christmas...


If Radio Shack ran Christmas...The staff would...

Help stories from Tech Support


A Dell technician recieved a call from a custo...

Computer Geek and his Wife


Warning to ALL women:


Husband : (Returning l...

Can you relate to this!


Can any of you relate to these "addiction" qui...

Assembler Mnemonics (really techie)


Assembler programs are written with short abbr...

Give a Man a Fish...


Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day;T...

Programmer on plane


A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next...

More Computer Viruses!


DANGER: new viruses discovered!:


Congression...

ID10T


Young Susie was having trouble with her comput...

An IBM acronym


IBM: Indefinitly Boggled Machine

Blond and a computer!


How can u tell if a blond's been on your compu...

It's a Good Thing I Learned C


It's a good thing I leaned 'C', otherwise I wo...

What Bill Gates Says and Means


Gates Says: We will fix any problems with Nets...

Confusion about Y2K


Dear Boss,I hope I haven't misunderstood your ...

You are Addicted to being online if....


Your service provider calls *you* for tech sup...

The Big Question...


A group of the world's leading computer scient...

What if Operating Systems Were Airlines


UNIX Airways


Everyone brings one piece of th...

New Bathroom Scales


The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud...