First of all, if you get an email with the program Happy99.exe in it, don't open it --it sends itself to all entries in your email address book and mails itself out to them.But, perhaps we should consider the top reasons why you haven't yet received it? 1) You have no friends2) Even mail handlers think you are too prudish for the contents3) You are receiving this by smoke signals4) You wrap your computer in latex, for protection5) Your computer is powered by a Z806) You're still looking for the any keyHmm any other thoughts?
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