New virus's

DANGER: new viruses discovered!:


Turner Virus : When you attempt to play any sound file, it pops up a warning window stating that some lyrics may be unsuitable for children.


Government Ecomomist Virus : Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.


New World Order Virus : Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.


Capewell Commission Virus : Won't allow you to open your files for 75 years.


Boss Virus : Makes your screen go completely white.


National Front Virus : Shifts all your output to the extreme right of your screen.


Texas Virus : Makes sure it's bigger than any other file.


Adam And Eve Virus : Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.


Edgars Virus : Constantly tries to prove it's virility by attaching itself to younger or newer files.


Airline Virus : You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.


Freudian Virus : Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.


Tec Virus : Your PC stops what it's doing every few minutes to ask for money.


Jimmy Hoffa Virus : Nobody can find it.


Townsend Virus : Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.


Healthcare Virus : Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends a you a bill for �2,500.


Walsall Police Station Virus : It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defence".


Edmonds Virus : When you save a file, it prints, "I am saved!" to the screen.


Michael Jackson Virus : Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This Virus won't harm your PC, but it will wreck your car.


And finally...
Chamber Virus : poses as a harmless list of funny computer Virus names! Is quickly passed from one user to all other users known via e-mail, consequently consuming all known network resources.


Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing