Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Nothing Better to Do


For all you people who have been giving the sa...

HUMOROUS QUOTE: Rolls Royce


If the automobile had followed the same develo...

"You've Got Mail"


A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon w...

If Dr. Suess wrote about Computer Users


Tech: "I think I know from where your problems...

End of the World Reports


When the end of the world arrives how will the...

Modem or Women?!


A woman, impatiently waiting for her husband t...

Redneck computer term


Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY COREL LOST $32 MILLION (fwd)


TOP TEN REASONS WHY COREL LOST $32 MILLION'Ana...

Read The Manual Please!


IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEV...

Computer lingo guide


Software - Plastic picnic utensils

Quotes about computers, software & things


Quotes about computers and software and other ...

If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer


What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here...

Computer lingo guide


Chip - What you munch during a football games

Computer Terms


486 - The average IQ needed to understand a PC...

Mailbox


A man was in his front yard mowing his grass w...

Oh Boy...more warning signs!


On a cardboard windshield sun shade: "Warning:...

Warning! Warning!


If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," d...

Let me through!


A car was involved in an accident in a street....

Programmers rule over hardware-people


How many computer programmers does it take to ...

Jack And Jill


Jack and Jill have been married for many years...

Would you define OCR?


OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technolog...

Changing a Light Bulb


Q: How many internet mail list subscribers doe...

Gates Vs GM


At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates...

Found in the Dogbert's New Ruling Class Newsletter


by Scott Adams


I work in tech support. An e...

Got No Ears


There was this man who was in a horrible accid...