End of the World Reports


When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?


USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD


The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS


National Enquirer:
O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN


Playboy:
GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE


Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE


Victoria's Secret Catalog:
OUR FINAL SALE


Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER


Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING


Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR


Readers Digest:
'BYE


Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?


TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!


Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!


America Online:
SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.


Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE


Microsoft's Web Site:
IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE,DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE

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