Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Dear Tech Support


Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded fro...

Murphy Laws of Computing


1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as...

An IBM acronym


IBM: I'll Buy Macintosh

if a car was like a computer


MICROSOFT: 'If G.M. had kept up with technolog...

Micheal jackson and micdonolds


wat do micdonalds and micheal jackson hav in c...

Etch-A-Sketch


The computer service department has determined...

Induhviduals


Office Pranks on Induhviduals
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101 uses for AOL disks


It's a simple feat to format and reuse AOL dis...

Operating systems as beers


AmigaDOS Beer -- The company has gone out of b...

Need Directions..


A man is flying in a hot air balloon and reali...

Cup Holder


Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech...

Snapple


Bill Gates to his broker:
"You bought a $150 ...

Top Ten Signs You Might be a Sysadmin


10. You see a bumper sticker that says "Users ...

An IBM acronym


IBM: I've Been Mislead

Computer Camp


Dear Mr. Johnson:
Ann Landers wouldn't print ...

Merits of a mistress


An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist ...

Rush Limbaugh


Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out drivi...

Dear Abby


Snappy answers to sappy questions:
All your p...

How to uninstall AOL


Joke - How to uninstall AOL.


Follow these st...

How The Internet Got Started


An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff...

Smoking tech support


After experiencing difficulties with his compu...

The Hunting


There was this Hawaiian and fillipino man that...

The computer user's reboot poem


Don't you wish when life is badand things just...

FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED


FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS UNAB...

What is on Bill Gates' Mind?


Microsoft is at it again! All my life, when I ...