Computers Jokes

Computers Jokes

Car Vs Computer


Bill Gates wanted to look good and impress eve...

Tech Support Volume 454,365,987,234


Computer Illiterate Support Call 'Hello, Suppo...

Helpdesk #2


A woman called the Canon help desk with a prob...

Maxims for the Internet Age


1. Home is where you hang your @
2. The E-mai...

10 signs You are an


10. When filling out your driver's license app...

Ideal Computer Problem Report Form


In order to streamline the handling of problem...

Computerized Payroll (Y2K)


January 1, 2000


Dear (enter employee name he...

Time to turn off the computer when...


It's time to turn off your computer when...


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Types of computer viruses


PBS virus: Your PC stops every few minutes to ...

You Are A Geek If...


How do you know if you are a geek?


Your comp...

Six Bad Days


1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal a...

Actual calls to technical support


Computer novices may feel like they're alone t...

Intel Inside


Q: What's another name for the "Intel Inside" ...

If Dr. Seuss were a Technical Writer


Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy th...

How Things Get Done at Microsoft


Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take...

An IBM acronym


IBM: I've Been Mugged

The Ten Commandments of Email


Thou shalt include a clear and specific subjec...

Letters from Little Billy


The following appeared in a computer magazine ...

Redneck computer term


Cache - Needed when you go to da store.

The Broken Machine


A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machi...

An IBM acronym


IBM: I Bought Macintosh

It's not what you know; it's who you know.


Bill Gates gets a memo from God.


"I am sendi...

Killer


A man was found murdered in his home over the ...

If Restaurants


Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, ...

Stranded


Ed finally decides to take a vacation. He book...