Jack And Jill

Jack and Jill have been married for many years they have gone up
and tumbled down that very hill for many years too. One day Jill
started to go up the hill by herself and while Jack was going up
she would tumble down by herself. Jack got really frustrated and
decided to confront Jill about something he had discovered, he
said,


Jill I know you have been cheating on me with Fill, thats why
you keep going up that hill without me.


Jill turns to Jack and says, Thats not why i stopped going up
the hill with you Jack.


Jack: It is'nt?


Jill: no no no silly, its just that Fill said he could only bear
to take so much of you during the days that he coudnt possibly
take you in the nights too.