TOP TEN REASONS WHY COREL LOST $32 MILLION'Analysts say the discrepancy resulted from a lack of sales through resellers to end users'--that's the official reason Corel lost $32 million in the third quarter. Sounds like a cover-up to us. Herewith, the *real* reasons for the revenue shortfall:10. Hot air for the Corel blimp9. Still waiting for Sun and Netscape to come through on the Office for Java deal8. Fuel cost write-off for Dr. Cowpland's Lamborghini7. New Canadian hockey tax really takes a bite6. Photo CD 'The Statuary of Flint, Michigan' never generated anticipated revenue5. Started their Macintosh product division too late4. Shipping costs of massive Corel Office Suite much higher than expected3. Corel C++ for Java for Windows2. CFO did the financial statement in CorelDraw...1. ...and designed the annual report in Quattro Pro
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