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Christmas Jokes
I nicknamed my girlfriend Christmas
She only comes once a year.
(Series) A tabloid hires a retired MMA fighter to write the headlines in an effort to save copy space.
Story: Speech impairment expert delights patien...
Why do Mexicans make burritos?
So they can unwrap something for Christmas!
A bit of Christmas Doggerel
Oh,
you better not shout,
you better not cry,
y...
How did Darth Vader know what Leah got Luke for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
I like my women how I like my Christmas trees.
Illegally taken in the forest.
What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?
Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016
Merry christmas and happy new year!
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Did you hear about the kid who got shocked at t...
What's Rick Grimes' favorite holiday?
Christmas, Carl
What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?
deck the halls with boughs of free cash
It's Christmas and three men die in a fiery wreck.
They arrive at the Pearly Gates and are met by ...
What's Hillary Clinton's favorite Christmas carol?
Depends, what is yours?
What's Donald Trumps's favorite Christmas carol?
White Christmas
The last time we had a white Christmas, I made snow angels.
I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestr...
Timmy was asked to pray at dinner...
..."but I don't know how to pray" he replied. ...
What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?
That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?
The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.