They arrive at the Pearly Gates and are met by Saint Peter.
"Since it's Christmas the anniversary of the birth of our Saviour, to get into heaven you just need to show me some Christmas spirit and you may have eternal peace."
The first guy takes out his keys and shakes them. "Jingle Bells" he says.
"Alright." Says Saint Peter. "You're in"
The second guy pulls out his lighter and lights it. "Candle." he says,
"Yup." Says Saint Peter. "You're in too"
Third guy takes out a pair of soiled underwear and waves them under Saint Peters nose. "Carol's" he says.
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