A Chinese couple move to America with their daughter.
They learn about Christmas for the first time i...
Christmas Jokes
What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?
A better son.
Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?
He's an orphan.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet.
Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar...
Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar...
A wife's Christmas gift
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring ...
Little Johnny...
It is near the Christmas break of the school ye...
The King and I always have breakfast for dinner on Christmas Eve
We call it Yule Brinner.
Tattoo Very High Up on the Inner Thigh
A sophisticated looking lady walks into a tatto...
What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?
I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas
My best Catholic joke (as told by my priest)
A town decided to form a clergy group to have C...
My favorite offensive joke
So, it was christmas night and Santa Claus was ...
Got my mother in law a cemetery plot for Christmas once, and the next year didn't buy her anything. When she asked me why I didn't buy a gift for her I said.....
... because you still haven't used the one I go...
My neighbors got me a gold Rolex...
My neighbors got me a gold Rolex for Christmas....
Chickens are Illuminati
As of 2011 there is an estimated 19 billion chi...
What did the homeless man get for christmas?
very hungry
There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia
3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!
The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week
but he's changed his mind and is going to stic...
What did the homeless man get for christmas ?
Hypothermia.
40 days after Christmas
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her for...
CHRISTMAS BONUS
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kis...
What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife?
"A little head, baby"
for those who received a book from me this Christmas.
They're due back at the library tomorrow.