Donald Trump was interviewed for his list of favorite things.
Q: What's your favorite Disney movie?
A: Snow ...
Christmas Jokes
I'm going to give my neighbors calendars for Christmas.
They obviously don't know when 4th of July is b...
Little Sally
Little Sally was on a swing. She fell off. Why?...
What did the guy without hands get for christmas?
We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet
If the majority of people in the US celebrate Christmas
Then the amount of people that celebrate Hanukk...
Poor Grandma
I was visiting my poor, penny pinching old gran...
How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?
Tell her a joke at Christmas
What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?
Easy Bake Ovens
For Christmas my mum bought me a t-shirt saying, "I'm a nudist."
I haven't worn it yet.
I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations
Only on the holidays.
Bush Jr, and his take on words
The only reason Bush Jr attacked Iraq,,, is bec...
Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?
Because prisons don't have chimneys.
A man with a phobia of old men files a complaint about Santa...
He didn't like his Christmas presence...
What did the black guy get for Christmas?
Nothing Santa couldn't find him.
I told my parents I wanted a panda for christmas.
all I got was a white x6
What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?
I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.
I'm so poor
I'm so poor that for Christmas my mom cut a ho...
My friend told me he hates Christmas time.
He hates it because he is claustrophobic.
Twas the night before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone w...
What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Very hungry.
Tesla Car Driving Grandmother to Family Christmas.
12 Hours Later...: Pulls up into the family hom...
Why did Cindy fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms!
What did Cindy get fo...
My daughter wants an iPad for Christmas.
I said the only pad you're getting is a Kotex.