> You hear about the court case against Santa? Broke a chimney on the way down, had to cancel Christmas. That's what we call clause and effect.
Been stewing on this punchline for awhile, this was my best attempt at turning it into a joke. Would appreciate feedback/assistance in fleshing it out :P
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