Did you hear about the kid who got shocked at the playground?
- He was on the *electric slide.*
My friend enjoys hunting for precious metals.
- She's a real *gold digger.*
I can't find my bible, my cross, or my Christmas tree.
- I'm really *losing my religion.*
Did I tell you about the time I tried to comfort the dying hotel chain?
- It told me not to worry, Four *Seasons don't fear the reaper.*
My car broke down on Sunday morning, luckily a man stopped to help.
- He said he could bring me home, but first he had to *take me to church.*
Actress Alyssa Milano sometimes likes to re-visit her most famous role.
- She's living a *semi-Charmed life.*
I've been having trouble typing today, oneofmykeysbroke.
- I think it's a *space jam.*
What happened to the man who tripped in the denim factory?
- He got *tangled up in blue* jeans.
Have you heard about the epileptic baby?
- All it does is *shake, rattle, and roll.*
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