Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Can I have This Dance?


Two men at a bar had been enjoying a few drink...

Funny


why did the chicken cross the road?


to get t...

Chicken joke


why dont chickens wear underware?


because th...

Change a light bulb


How many Christians does it take to change a l...

Cows In Government


FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes...

Sometimes it DOES take a Rocket Scientist


Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built ...

a cow


This right here is one of the best jokes ever....

Nasty Eater


Yo mama so nasty, her favorite meal is chicken...

The Top 16 Other Things McDonald's Hasn't Told You


16> The shakes? Also fried in beef fat.


1...

Sons Devoted to Mom


Three sons left home to make their fortunes, a...

Actual Newspaper Ads


The following ads actually appeared in newspap...

The cactus joke


Q. Why did the cactus cross the road?
A. He w...

The Zebra Put Out To


There was this zebra who had lived her entire ...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?A: To t...

Uncle Ted


One day at the end of class Little Johnny's te...

Redneck quickies 37


You might be a redneck if...You keep a chainsa...

To get to the other slide


Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
...

Why did the punk cross the road?


Q. Why did the punk cross the road?


A. Becau...

Read it on the net


I was on my way to the post office to pick up ...

Professonal jokes


your mama is so ugly she walked into walmart a...

Presents for Mother


Three sons left home, went out on their own an...

The storyteller


One day, Hannah the teacher is reading out lou...

Beethoven's Chic


Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? It kept s...

Great Moments in Engineering


In an issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, ed...

Chewing


why was the blonde chewing on the fraidy-cats ...