Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Farm Inventory


It was time to take an inventory of the animal...

One Chicken, One Roa


Why did the chicken cross the road?

Holy Bread


A sales representative from a major chicken pr...

The Chick's Fire


Q: What does a chicken say when there is a fir...

Chicken or the Egg?


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chi...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: What's the difference between President Hoo...

I'm A Chicken


Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I...

Medium Chicken


Why did the chicken go to the trans-channel me...

Chicken


There once was a chicken his name was BillyBob...

Little Black Boy


The little black boy went into the kitchen, hi...

Why did the chicken cross the road


Because he wanted to get to the other side

Once upon a time,there was a girl who was...


Once upon a time,there was a girl who was slee...

Sure signs that you're broke!


1. American Express calls and says: "Leave hom...

Why did the chicken cross half way across...


Why did the chicken cross half way across the ...

The Rude Parrot


A man went to the pet store one day in the hop...

Jokes


Why did the chicken cross the playground? To g...

Daily Bread


A guy from Tyson Foods arranged a visit with t...

Health FAQ


Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can...

The Drunk


There was a man who would come home blind drun...

Top 15 Dishes Prepared with Household Pets


15. Angelfish Cake


14. Hamster and Cheese o...

Contagious


In school the lesson was about the word "conta...

Idiot Chicken Farmer


An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, s...

Another chicken crosses the road.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


A: ...

What are the first three


What are the first three words in every Mexica...

The Eight Days of Hanukkah


On the first night of Hanukkah my true love ga...