Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

What did one chicken say to the other after the...

Is chicken soup good for your health ?

Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if y...

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on t...

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

What do you call a chicken that crosses the roa...

Q: Why did the chicken say, Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?

Q: Why did the chicken say, Meow, oink, bow-wow...

Why did the rooster run away ?

Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !

What do you get from a drunk chicken ?

What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch e...

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ?

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a c...

Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to take ballet lessons?

Did you hear about the chicken that wanted to t...

Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christmas???

Chicken to turkey: Only Thanksgiving and Christ...

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?...

Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?

Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? A: To t...

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

What do you get if you cross a steer and a chic...

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Beca...

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

What would you get if you crossed a chicken wit...

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

What would you get if you crossed a chicken wit...

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

Why are you studying your Easter candy? I'm try...

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the ...

Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because t...

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because ...

Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from?

Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A...

A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land.

A New York City yuppie moved to the country and...