Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Ask a female if reincarnation was possible...


Ask a female if reincarnation was possible and...

The Murder


The Press swarmed as Gus Refer cut the ribbon ...

Chicken


who crossed the road?


The chicken

the chicken


what did the baby chicken say when a hen laid ...

Bad Hearing


A old man told his doctor, "I don't think my w...

Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?


Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road...

Easter Egg Prank


After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young...

Egg-Laying


Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dr...

Star wars


Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant h...

Commitment Definition


Having spent half the night discussing involve...

This is sooo funny!!!


Why did the chicken cross the road???


Well y...

Beethoven's Chicken


Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
It kept s...

Dead Chicken?


Kay Martin, a secretary to a New Zealand MP, g...

TAKEAWAY


BLOKE RINGS INDIAN TAKEAWAY FOR CURRY
DO U DE...

Ghhghn


Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to...

Barnyard confusion


"Why don't chicken wear underpants?"
Because ...

We serve anyone


Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
A: Waite...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?


A: To get to the other tide.

CHICKEN


why did the chicken cross the road???? to get ...

Top Ten Reasons for being Indian


1. Large choice of languages


2. Fleshy actr...

Stress Diet


THE FEMALE STRESS DIET
This is a specially fo...

Why did the turkey cross the road


Why did the the turkey croos the road??


ca...

Six Chicken McNuggets


Recently I went to McDonald's, I saw on there ...

The Top 15 Dishes Containing Condoms (R-rated version)


15> Porked Loins


14> McRibbed Sandwich...

English Scientists


Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to...