Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

Need a BMW


A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow....

Little boy'


A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow....

Actual Newspaper Ads


The following ads acutally appeared in newspap...

Chickens


Two chickens were talking and one chicken said...

Chicken ain't chicken


Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic?A: T...

All about Music


How do you get two piccolo players to play in ...

Another Chicken, Another Road


Q: Why did the stoner cross the road?
A: Who ...

Why did the chicken


Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach t...

Chicken and the Egg


So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the c...

The Final Answer


A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chi...

Correction


Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schi...

Fowl language


Q: Why did the umpire penalize the chicken?
A...

Knock KnockWho's there?Marmalade!Marmalade who?Marmalade me


Knock KnockWho's there?Marmalade!Marmalade who...

One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons


Why did the chicken cross the road?


MACHIAVE...

Things that Make you Say Hmmm...


-Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


-It's a d...

Tastes Like Chicken


Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chi...

Chicken


why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to...

why did the chicken cross the road?...


why did the chicken cross the road?

Feline Fasting


Most diets fail because we are still thinking ...

Have some more Acid...


Little old Mr. Ravelli is out on his front sto...

New year chicken


on new year eve, one family went to church for...

Y the blonde crossed the road


Q: why did the blonde cross the road?


A: to ...

Diet for Stress


Diet for Stress How's your stress level? This ...