Chicken Jokes

Chicken Jokes

A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.

A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, a...

Q: Why did the clown cross the road?

Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find...

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a ...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who...

Q.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To ge...

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No ...

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but...

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?...

Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken!

Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's no...

The Hardest Working Chicken You’ll Ever Meet

Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!

Catch Me If You Can


Several years ago we headed to a nearby town to...

Where Eggs Come From

When my daughter, Brooxie, was 5 years old, she...

Cat Appetites

They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, ch...

Texts from Mom

Mom: How make chicken
Daughter: What?
Mom: Wher...

Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off

My five-year-old, Matt, worked with a speech th...

Chicken Farmer’s Folly

My daughter Pam sent me 
this message: “Things ...

In the Freezer

My husband is—how should I put this—cheap, once...