A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.
A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, a...
Chicken Jokes
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
How can you tell the difference between a can o...
Q: Why did the clown cross the road?
Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find...
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start.
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he...
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a ...
Knock Knock Who's there !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who...
Q.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To ge...
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No ...
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but...
An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China where the specialty was duck.
An American tourist was lunching in a restauran...
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?...
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken!
Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! It's no...
The Hardest Working Chicken You’ll Ever Meet
Q: How long do chickens work?
A: Around the cluck!
Catch Me If You Can
Several years ago we headed to a nearby town to...
Where Eggs Come From
When my daughter, Brooxie, was 5 years old, she...
Cat Appetites
They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, ch...
Texts from Mom
Mom: How make chicken
Daughter: What?
Mom: Wher...
Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off
My five-year-old, Matt, worked with a speech th...
Chicken Farmer’s Folly
My daughter Pam sent me this message: “Things ...
In the Freezer
My husband is—how should I put this—cheap, once...
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe with eleven herbs and spices.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's ...