your mama is so ugly she walked into walmart and they said no pets allowed!
yo mama is so fat she got on the scale and it said to be continued!
yo mama is so fat she walked into kfc and asked her wat size bucket of chicken she wanted she said the one on the roof!
yo mamas teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
yo mama is so stupid she walked into burger king and said do yall sell food here!
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