Funny Jokes
1. Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give yo...
Chicken Jokes
Why did the Chicken come to /r/jokes?
[To be buried](http://www.reddit.com/r/antianti...
Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?
It's finger licking good.
A joke I was told while in Iran. Why are there no jews in Tabriz, Iran?
A jew, his donkey and chicken; where traveling ...
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it was lunch
Why didn't Steph Curry's brother try out for the NBA?
Because he was chicken
The gassy old man
There once was a old couple who lived together ...
The Pope and Colonel Sanders
When KFC sales hit a lean patch, Colonel Sander...
I hate unoriginal jokes on Reddit.....
said the chicken as he walked across the road
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicke...
Teacher and Student
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
Why will Church's chicken be losing money?
Because I don't see black people going to churc...
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chi...
A white guy walks into a KFC
He sees all the black people chowing down on th...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because netizens were showing shallow sympathy ...
A Chicken and and Egg are laying in bed. Egg is smoking a cigarette...
Chicken says "Well I guess we know who came fir...
Did you hear about the Chicken who went for his job interview?
He got roasted!
Old man on a porch sees a younger guy walk by holding something. "Whatcha got, boy?" he says to the guy.
"Chicken wire, sir. I'm gonna catch me some chi...
How many fat people does it take to change a light bulb?
3.
One to unscrew the light bulb and screw a ne...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
... To get to your house.
Knock Knock
*Who's ...
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was suicidal and wanted to get hit b...
So the Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed.
The Chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a deep...